YOU ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO CONTINUE DATING THE PERSON THAT YOU ARE DATING
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “BAD REASON” TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE
DATING IS A TRIAL PERIOD
IT IS A TASTE TESTER
IT IS NOT MARRIAGE. YOU ARE FREE TO LEAVE A RELATIONSHIP AT ANY TIME WHETHER IT BE BECAUSE YOU WERE CHEATED ON OR EVEN BECAUSE YOU JUST DON’T CLICK ANYMORE
IF SOMEONE BREAKS UP WITH YOU DO!! NOT!! HARASS THEM AND SEND PEOPLE TO TALK TO THEM!!
RESPECT THEIR RIGHT TO NOT DATE YOU!
June 2013
The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.
sup, so as a dude that has never dated a cute punk rock chick like yourself but wants to, how do i go about hitting on cute punk rock chicks
you go up and be like, YO YOU FINE AS FUCK, LETS GET DRUNK AS HELL AND PLAY SOME RECORDS WHILE I LISTEN TO YOU BITCH ABOUT HOW STUPID THE ENTIRE WORLD IS. or something. idk. I’m not a punk rock chick, I just play one on tv.
Ask me my "TOP 5" anything!
Play
So... I've peed in every bathtub in every house you've lived in, in Baltimore City. Sup with the new bathtub?
I have to pee in it first dude, you know the rules
Walk up to the club like what up let’s go to Denny’s instead.
17yr:
[puts on red lipstick] [cracks knuckles] time to ruin some boys lives
-Future Book Title-
I Was Going To Reply To Your Snapchat, But I Can’t Remember What You Sent Me: A Stoner’s Tale
Obligatory Song About Killing One's Boyfriend
The Ergs!
“I’m gonna kill your fucking boyfriend”
soothing lyrics by Mikey Erg.
be prepared for a bunch of pictures of my new house :D
and by a bunch, probably like 2 because i’m a lazy fucking douchebag.