Blown Up, Burnt Out

New house has a paint smudge resembling a goat. Fuck yeah. #666

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:52:58 -0400

New house has a paint smudge resembling a goat. Fuck yeah. #666

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:30:16 -0400

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:45:55 -0400

-Future Book Title-I Was Going To Reply To Your Snapchat, But I Can’t Remember What You Sent...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:45:00 -0400

-Future Book Title-
I Was Going To Reply To Your Snapchat, But I Can’t Remember What You Sent Me: A Stoner’s Tale

Channeling my inner joey ramone today.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:40:51 -0400

Channeling my inner joey ramone today.

brxxxck: Heaviest.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:19:06 -0400

brxxxck:

Heaviest.

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:17:31 -0400

motorginger: :D

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:15:49 -0400

motorginger:

:D

redstarpilot: The Varukers March of The SAS

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:14:34 -0400

redstarpilot:

The Varukers March of The SAS

linhatesyouxo: This is Megan

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:03:59 -0400

linhatesyouxo:

This is Megan

jaysun: vivalarebeldia: wrightville: laughbitches: Best vine...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:03:13 -0400

jaysun:

vivalarebeldia:

wrightville:

laughbitches:

Best vine ever.

OHMYGOD

LMAOOOOO

WHAT THE FUCK……… LOL

voteforsaraberry: spoookyscary: After succumbing to a fever of...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:55:05 -0400

voteforsaraberry:

spoookyscary:

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.

The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.

The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.

Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.

Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”

When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.

Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

WHAT

tygerthedestroyer: “I’m gonna kill your fucking...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:52:28 -0400

tygerthedestroyer:

“I’m gonna kill your fucking boyfriend”

soothing lyrics by Mikey Erg.

kayelaxxx: This is so rad

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:51:39 -0400

kayelaxxx:

This is so rad

be prepared for a bunch of pictures of my new house :D and by a bunch, probably like 2 because...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:43:23 -0400

be prepared for a bunch of pictures of my new house :D

and by a bunch, probably like 2 because i’m a lazy fucking douchebag.

I can’t decide which one I like better :o

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:16:09 -0400

I can’t decide which one I like better :o

kidradicalreigns: A.N.S. - Skate It Dry

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:00:26 -0400

kidradicalreigns:

A.N.S. - Skate It Dry

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:44:28 -0400

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:35:12 -0400

laughingsquid: Coffee

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:32:29 -0400

laughingsquid:

Coffee